Being in the so called "death sport capitol of the world" means you have to anti-up every once in a while and stake your claim in the radness.
Today was no exception for Chez Diamond. L'equipe of the Big Mule Chalet decided to conquer one of Cham's raddest obstacles: Golfing du Chamonix.
This zone is no bullshit. Full of objective hazards:
-Wet Puppies
-Snakes (I didn't see any but liz said she did when she was dicking around in some bushes)
-Japanese Tourists (ready to take HD video of you when you're got your pants down [literally])
-Seracs falling off the Glacier Rond (they could potentially get you even here [100,000 year slide path])
Lest I not forget our main Hazard: THE FABLED SPRING DOG SHIT
You think its hardened and crusty, but its not, not today no sir-ee. Not with the warm snowmelt allowing it to attain its full-bodied freshly shat putridity.
Starring:
Elisabetta Pietragallo
Marco "Corpoduro" Diamante
Anyway,
People come from all over world to prove their shit here. Today would be no different. HARD CORE DIE HARD DIE.
I wish this was my house. It's not.
We started it off, like we always do, with some shitty white wine.
Fondez baby Fondez
This grass is so green. I want to two time hard-roll it.
As always, a cartwheel contest. I totally dominated.
On peut nager. Mais, pour quoi pas?
Comme <<Le Corpoduro>>
We only had to call the PGHM once at the end to bring us some more Chardonnay and Gauffres (Bomb-ass waffles)
The World's Most Dangerous Golf Course: Golfing Du Chamonix
- Diamond Dachshund
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- skykilo
- olikyks
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Sodomized by the Dru? Vraiment pret a faire n'importe quoi!
- DonJuanPakistan
- Trippin' travellin'.
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Body hard as diamond. Mind unpredictable as Glacier Rond.
- Diamond Dachshund
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Btw.... I obviously and always tooooooooootally dominate the kart-wheel contest!
Regards,
Liz
Regards,
Liz
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very glad you two are sticking around there. keep up the cartwheels and white wine intake, looks like you are having a blast. enjoying seattle, bissell